nihilists with good imaginations

Friday, March 31, 2006

omg

i love LOST. map of the island. go to the website for a larger pic. i love online nerds. altho they are stupid and don't realize that "CVI" actually could stand for "56" rather than "CV 1" hahahah. losers. anyways. i love LOST. enjoy.

quite possibly the funniest news story i've ever read

Crafty Sea Lion Befuddles Fish Biologists

By JOSEPH B. FRAZIER, Associated Press Writer

CASCADE LOCKS, Ore. - In his way, C404 is kind of cute, with those sea-lion whiskers, soft brown eyes and furry little head. But to many he is a sea lion either from hell - or from Harvard.

C404 has driven the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers at Bonneville Dam to near distraction as he and his ilk sit at the base and munch salmon gathered to continue upriver to spawn.

Numerous sea lions head for the dam each spring, but C404 is in a class by himself.

He has figured out how to get into fish ladders that help fish past the dam - where endangered salmon and other fish become his easy prey.

The engineers have used everything legal to get rid of the California sea lion, who may weigh 1,000 pounds or more. They have installed grated exclusion gates and tried huge firecackers, rockets, rubber bullets, and noises sea lions don't like.

But C404 has given them the flipper.

He and a handful of cohorts already are waiting for the spring run of chinook salmon, which starts in earnest in April.

Then C404, named because of a brand applied by a state and federal program, will personify a larger problem, as 100 or more of his buddies join him.

Last year they ate about 3.5 percent of the migrating run at a time when salmon numbers were down and demand was up. This year's commercial salmon season may be cancelled because of river problems elsewhere. The loss percentage is climbing.

Robert Stansell, a fish biologist at Bonneville with the Corps of Engineers, knows the lively and alert C404 all too well.

"If he were in a litter of puppies, he's the one you would pick," he said.

He said C404 has been showing up each year since at least 2003 and has learned to rub it in. Last year he appeared in a window where fish counters keep track of salmon migrating upstream. The data helps predict the size of future runs.

"He even rolled over a little so we could get a look at his brand," Stansell said.

Other marine mammals haven't learned to pull that trick off.

Stansell says the sea lions are intelligent and can be taught. He would rather they not be taught by C404.

But he said the animals are showing up earlier and in greater numbers, and they are staying later. Now they have begun crawling onto the rocks to rest.

"They're becoming comfortable here," he said.

The run peaks in about September, but the sea lions head back to southern California breeding grounds around late May when the water temperature in the river rises.

They'll be back next year with their friends, and maybe their friends' friends too.

The animals have always been in the river. But now that the fish mass at the base of the dam, they provide a quick and easy meal for the sea lions.

C404 and his kind aren't endangered, but they are protected under the 1972 Marine Mammal Protection Act and can't be killed.

Incorrigibles can be singled out for "lethal removal," a long, complicated process, Stansell said.

He said that nearly happened at the Ballard Locks in Seattle, where sea lions that nearly wiped out a winter steelhead run in the 1990s were marked for death.

But the Humane Society sued and then-President Clinton urged clemency. The worst of the miscreants were packed off to Sea World in Orlando, Fla.

Then-Vice President Al Gore called Sea World to say thanks.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

it was like Phantom of the Opera meets 1984 meets Brazil meets MIT, and i loved every minute

Monday, March 27, 2006

egads!

my sister found my blog through googling her name and finding her name on one of my friend's blogs

i think heather put it best when she said "just when you thought the internet was comfortably huge enough to hide your thoughts in eh?"

well hellooo allison and welcome to the wonderful world of Western (in blog form)

please enjoy an uncensored tour of my university life as it takes you from one inebriated moment to the next

and please don't forget to click on the links to the pictures on the right hand side of the screen so that you can see how drunk i can be in public

as well, enjoy my lovely commentary on sex, drugs, and ... well ... politics?

and please, dont tell mom?

(love?)

Friday, March 24, 2006

Space is limited
In a Haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you-

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Monday, March 20, 2006

i've run out of hairstyles.
i need something new.
i'm thinking haircut?
something drastic?
thoughts?

Thursday, March 16, 2006

im giving up my college ways... (maybe) ...(ok, not really)

hahhahah ohhhhhhhh shit.

today, my landlord called and was like 'hey can i bring through a couple people to see the apartment', and i was like yeah no prob, whatever, right?

well, my landlord shows up 5 on the dot and who just happens to be the guy he's showing the apartment? it was none other than a random (yet semi-enjoyable) ceeps hookup from a couple weeks ago.

so i was like 'shit.' and that was quickly followed by 'i wonder if he remembers me?' which was quickly followed by him saying 'you look familiar..do i know you from somewhere?'

(can i just say, ouch)

see, this is awkward. and hence, i hereby declare that i am going to be soon undergoing plastic surgery so that i dont have to deal with this shit ever again

well... at least not until the next time i go to the ceeps again and probably do the same thing, only to later see that dude at my house because he's friends with one of my roommates.

isnt this called.. karma?? did i do something to smite you, oh powerful gods? is my debt toward you now paid? see, cuz awkward embarrassment is really really horrible. so thanks sooo much.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

missing you

in other words, by the end of tmw i will have no friends

i'm in one of those moods where i'm fed up with stupid people and i'm at the point of snapping.

i'm thinking tomorrow shall be the day of telling everyone exactly what i think of them, warranted or not.

thoughts?

i think mother nature is trying to tell us something

the first step of my usual morning routine is open my window blinds to see what kind of weather it is out so i can dress accordingly.

well, today, i was so preoccupied with watching Richie Rich on TBS that I forgot, and, judging by yesterday's weather, i was all set to wear this nice little spring dressy shirt and jeans with a blazer.

i walk outside, and alas, it's snowing.

fucking hell.

london weather sucks.

i wish it were summer.


but dont you hate those days where you forget to look out the window?

Sunday, March 12, 2006

nice.







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Saturday, March 11, 2006

dance mix 93

the track listing:
1 We Are Family by Unit Three UK
2 Humpin' Around by Bobby Brown
3 Jump Around by House Of Pain
4 Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) by C & C Music Factory
5 3 A.M. Eternal by KLF
6 Took My Love by (?)
7 Move This by Technotronic
8 Rhythm Is a Dancer by Snap
9 I Will Always Love You by Sarah Washington
10 Take Me in Your Arms by Lil Suzy
11 Whoomp! (There It Is) by Tag Team
12 Tribal Dance by Two Unlimited
13 No Limit by Two Unlimited
14 It's My Life by Doctor Alban
15 Are You Ready to Fly by Rozalla
16 Living in Ecstacy by BKS
17 People Everyday by Arrested Development

i can't wait for tonight

Friday, March 10, 2006

shit guy

Pakistan imposes kite flying ban after strings laced with glass powder kill 7

ASIF SHAHZAD Fri Mar 10, 1:40 PM ET

LAHORE, Pakistan (CP) - The death of a four-year-old boy whose throat was slit by the glass-coated string of a low-flying kite has prompted authorities to forbid kite-flying in eastern Pakistan.

The ban, announced by the Punjab provincial government late Thursday, will take the wind out of this weekend's Basant festival, when Lahorites celebrate the coming of spring by flying thousands of colourful kites over the city.

It seems an innocent pastime, but some kite fliers reinforce strings with wire or ground glass for duelling other kites and betting on who wins. When strings cross in the congested sky, competitors attempt to cut loose the opponent's kite.

A similar competition is a central event in The Kite Runner, a popular novel by Afghani author Khaled Hosseini.

Seven people, including two children and a college student, have died in accidents involving such kite strings in Lahore in the last two weeks, all them as they rode on motorbikes. Outraged citizens have staged small protests, burning piles of kites and demanding authorities take action.

"I saw my son dying helplessly," said Mohammed Rizwan, father of four-year-old Shayan Ahmad who was killed Tuesday. "My son's death has ruined my life."

Shayan was sitting on the fuel tank of his father's bike as they rode together through the upscale Gulberg neighbourhood. The kite string caught Shayan in the throat and the bleeding boy collapsed in his father's lap. He died before they could reach a hospital.

Police have registered a murder case against the unidentified kite flier but apparently have no leads as to who it was.

Chaudhry Pervez Elahi, the top elected official in Punjab, announced the kite ban for an indefinite period after meeting with the boy's father.

A similar ban was ordered by the Lahore High Court two years ago after a stream of similar accidents, despite opposition from kite manufacturers who claimed that thousands of people could lose their jobs. The ruling was upheld in late 2005 by the Supreme Court but to little effect.

At least 19 people died and 200 were injured in February last year, before and during Basant.

Police now are vowing to enforce the ban strictly. They arrested 74 people Friday, including 22 shop owners, for selling or flying kites after the ban was announced, said Police Chief Amir Zulifquar.

Most Lahorites welcomed the ban, although it will likely take some of the fun and colour out of Basant, one of the city's most popular festivals, due to start Saturday night.

People usually crowd streets, parks and roof tops to fly kites, listen to music and party. Hardline Muslims, however, oppose it as a waste of money and consider it a Hindu festival. Basant means "yellow" in the Hindi language, and women often wear yellow dresses during the celebrations.

Tufail Ahmad, 35, praised the government for the ban. "It should have been done much earlier," he said.

Anis Ahmed, a university student, said authorities were depriving people of a centuries-old sport. "It should have allowed kite-flying at parks, instead banning it," he said, but added he opposed the use of sharp kite strings.

Police have arrested 1,100 people since March 5 for selling or manufacturing glass and chemical-coated kite string, said Khwaja Khalid Farooq, a senior Lahore police superintendent

Thursday, March 09, 2006

a visual 'to do' list is in order

-readings..this week and next week
-MITSC application
-MIT Soph application
-job interview downtown
-house viewing friday
-march break preview day meeting
-march break preview day tours at ncb
-formal (!) prep - LCBO, beautification (ha)
-read Citizens and Nations
-laundry
-st patrick's day shenanigans
-soph carousel
-mitsc and soph interviews
-mar 20- 204 writing assignment due
-march 27 - writing research essay due
-april 6 - 202 essay due on Citizens and Nations
-april 15- 204 exam
-april 17 - music video analysis due
-april 23 - 202 exam
-april 25 - writing exam
-april 28 - music and tv exam
-april 30 - soc 172 exam
-may 1 - move into new house
-may 2 - start new job

Monday, March 06, 2006

maybe next time will be your time

(save your scissors by dallas green, download it.)

so tell me, what ever happened to reading week being all about relaxation and getting rid of the stress that builds up over the semester?

because seriously, coming back to london from a relatively stress-free week in mississauga, only to find a house full of carpenter ants really isn't that relaxing.

wellll then i got trashed at kristina's house and watched the oscars and spent the night in a beautiful hotel...so that was ok hahaha

but now i'm homeless til after my night class tonight, because my landlord is spraying the house with really smelly fumigation crap.

jesus.

on a lighter note, who's goin to the MIT/Arts (aka Ramtits) Formal on Saturday? Predrink @ Dewaards! i'm excited. have my dress and everything...but alas, no date as of yet...hmmm note to self, get on that.

hopefully i'll be back updating from home soon hahaha!

Friday, March 03, 2006

...of the moment

songs...
1- both sides now by joni mitchell
2- waltz (better than fine) by fiona apple
3- does he love you? by rilo kiley
4- pink moon by nick drake
5- silver road by sarah harmer
6- layla (unplugged) by eric clapton
7- wreck of the day by anna nalick
8- bang bang (my baby shot me down) by nancy sinatra
9- cocaine cowgirl by matt mays and el torpedo
10- one song glory/light my candle/la vie boheme/i should tell you by the movie cast of Rent

movies...
1- sweet home alabama
2- the american president
3- walk the line
4- proof
5- as good as it gets

tv shows...
1- becker
2- deal or no deal
3- gilmore girls
4- project runway
5- star trek afternoons on spike tv 1-5 pm

other crap i like...
1- relearning to play guitar
2- xbox - james bond agent under fire - multiplayer mode with one shot kills and jet packs in the harbour map...(mid-air gunfights are AWESOME)
3- intelligent interesting conversation
4- driving alone at night
5- remembering how to write