blogging the superbowl

i'm stuck in my room watching the superbowl tonight, and how convenient is it that my computer happens to be right next to it! i'll be updating frequently during the game; if all goes well, i'll save every commercial break hahaha.

the superbowl (*GO STEELERS*), by laura

pregame
-motown tribute, not bad. john legend is fucking hot. mics sucked, but what can you expect. dancers were annoying, as usual.
-global tv wants to be 'hip' so they host a concert with the craptastic INXS and then proceed to cut them off to go to commercial. amazing, really.
-also, global seems to have changed their logos (again) to this greater-than ( > ) sort of symbol. stupid stupid people.
-sugar pie honey bunch playing over top of john madden's commentary pre-game just made my life.
-i fucking hope roethlisberger does really well..he so fiiiine. and if the steelers win tonight, he'll be the youngest QB to win in Superbowl history.... but that hasselbeck guy is a fucking amazing QB and pretty cute too.. hmmm...
-tom brady is fucking hot. wow, am i horny or something?
-john elway has aged really badly.
-wait, why the hell are they introducing all the MVPs of the past? this makes no sense! get to the fucking coin toss with the commemorative coin already!!
-apparently Gillette has come out with a razor with 5 blades... that reminds me of that commercial spoof, the 'Quintippio' razor with 15 blades! hahahah wow.. 5 blades on your face = 5 ways to bleed haahhaha
-HAHAHAHAH why the FUCK is Bittersweet Symphony by the Verve the song that the Seahawks ran out to?!! hahahahahahahahahah pussies.
-HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH they had a shot of Aaron Neville (aka a really old singer) when they introduced Aretha Franklin for the the anthem hahahaha amazing.
-EWWWWWW CONDOLEEZA RICE WITH HER HAND ON HER HEART! ANTICHRIST!
-really crappy singing, aretha and aaron.. shame shame
-HARRISON FORD!? WTF?! OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! A WAY TO AMUSE THE DRUNK PEOPLE WATCHING? (harrison has an earring?)
- ahhhhhahahahahahah i'm laughing so hard...
-seahawks won the coin toss and chose to receive *thumbs down*

first half
-so it begins!
-the energy is so high, it's disgusting
-ye-eah yellow flag on seattle!!
-offence's turn and it's a false start.. goddamn. let roethlisberger play already!
-godammn steelers! stop starting falsely!
-i got one of those toning balls in my box of vector cereal...i filled it up with water and i've been doing pilates whenever the seahawks are on offence hahaa
-YES penalty on seahawks - vicious, vicious team, trying to choke their competitors..
-i really dont like ABC's score..bar..thing... its stupid that's at the bottom of the page.. dumbasses. (PS - did i mention that i may be blogging about television for ABC? oooooweeee i'll elaborate later)
-aight 5:34 left in the 1st quarter, and still a scoreless game... college football is more exciting than this..
-roethlisberger needs to shave
-in their introductions, these football players said their name, then what college they went to...i wonder how many of these guys got their university education solely because of a football scholarship, and how many are actually academics. i wonder if any of them were in engineering...hmm..i wonder if i can find that online...
-DIET PEPSI COMMERCIAL WITH P DIDDY! actually.. it was pretty bad/stupid/unoriginal. i'm just waiting for the pizza hut commercial with jessica simpson so i can laugh at her
-the seahawks are playing a really good game so far... their coach looks like a douche tho.
-FUCK! Seahawk touchdown! but there's a yellow flag...HECK YES! DOESN'T COUNT!! HALLELUJAH!
-i'm gonna miss football season
-the olympics start in 5 days.. i love the opening ceremonies.. remind me to go get some Canada clothing from the Bay
-fuck you seahawks, 3-0.
-i hear "Sir Duke" by Stevie Wonder...i must say, the music today has been relatively diverse and pretty good
-it's the 2nd quarter now
-i love all of these penalities against the seahawks..
-whoa ok so i'm totally not paying attention to the game anymore. my mom emailled me, all excited because somebody wrote a Wikipedia article on Mississauga and i've been so enthralled at reading it lol. At the bottom of the article is a list of "Notable People Who Live In Mississauga" and two friends (i use the term loosely) from Cawthra (my high school) are on it because they're on Degrassi: The Next Generation hahahah apparently there are fan websites for them, and ongoing debates on IMDB on their hotness and whether or not they are gay in real life hahahahahaha If only I wanted to tell people the truth... hahahah L Downs (my roomie, also from my highschool) and I have been laughing about this for a good hour or so
-ok so the score is still 3-0 for the Seahawks and there is like 5:30 left in the 2nd quarter.
-YEAH!! STEELERS SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!
-uh oh. review of the goal....Goal stands! 1 point conversion! 7-3 STEELERS!
-it's almost HALFTIME! 1:47 left in the 2nd!
-Ok, we had some close calls there with the Seahawks almost getting a couple of touchdowns, but they didnt, so yay!
-it's halftime babyeeeee

halftime report
-well well well, i am sooo underqualified to report on the status of the first half, its amazing. basically, the steelers are amazing and the seahawks suck, and that's the way it should be.
-its time for the Sprint Halftime show with the Stones... I wonder what Mick is wearing....
-OOH a 40 Licks shaped stage!
-Mick Jagger is as freakishly skinny as Brendan
-everytime i hear 'Start Me Up', i think of Sarstock because of that one minute of archive footage that every news station had on alllllll the time
-Mick is actually sounding really good... i wonder if he's lipsyncing, because he's relatively on pitch
-Mick has the flattest stomach i have ever seen on a man.
-the purple shirt on that drummer guy (no, i dont know his name lol) is beyond hilarious
-the song 'satisfaction' is ruined for me because of britney spears
-mick jagger also says 'twide' instead of 'tried'.. simply amazing.
-keith richards is hot for an old guy hahahaha
-sparkly shirts never look good on men...neither do spandex football leggings, for that matter...hmmm..conspiracy?
-i love it when people take pictures with a flash in a stadium, trying to take pictures of fireworks... dumbasses.
-i hate how every single aspect of this game is sponsored by one company or another - the Sprint Halftime Show, the Cadillac Post-Game Show, etc..
-anyways, the last thing i will say about the first half is that both teams are pretty much evenly matched, and at this point it is definitely anyone's the Steeler's game

second half
-YESSSSSSSS ALREADY A STEELERS TOUCHDOWN!!! 75 YARDS!!!!!! FUCK YAH!!!!!!
-i love this game.
-BEAVER COMMERCIAL? WTF?! is that beaver dead? The end of the commercial leads you to frankandgordon.ca
-wow. sorry about the lack of updating for a few minutes there. in the past day, i have had 3 friends from elementary school add me to facebook and it's kinda tripping me out lol. facebook is like a fucking timewarp!!! seriously, i never ever thought i would see or hear from these people ever again, but here I am, talking to them on the stupidest (yet most addictive) website ever!!!
-ooo Steelers are soooo close to another touchdown - 3rd and 6... GODDAMN!!! INTERCEPTION AS I WAS TYPING!! FUCK YOU SEAHAWKS!!!!
-Ashlee Simpson's "Boyfriend" playing in the background made this situation slightly better.
-FUCKKKK SEAHAWKS SCORED. i think that vein in my forhead is throbbing again.. hahaha
- its ok.. its ok... Steeler's are still leading 14-10. everything's ok. really.
-umm ok so i actually just went to the frankandgordon website above and its fucking tripping me out. actually the worst website ever.
-can perrier water go bad? because i've been sipping on this 750ml bottle since friday, with minimal refrigeration, and im scared hahaha.
-3:33 left in the 3rd.. bad luck, i think...but for who? (whom?)
-ok so nothing exciting is going on anymore... its still 14-10, but now its the 4th quarter
-commercial for Titanic 2? hahahahah it's called Poseidon...original..really.. with Emmy Rossum from Phantom of the Opera... great casting... really..
-i really really really really really hate global's new advertising campaign. really.
-tariq says he's worried for the Steelers. i think he has nothing to worry about. the Lombardi Trophy is ALL PITTSBURGH'S!
-fuckpissshitcockballs i have to start my mit 250 essay. it'd due next week, but this weekend is disgustingly booked solid with two birthdays, vaginas and operas.
-FUCK YEAH!!!!! INTERCEPTION!!! I LOOOOOVE THE STEELERS!!!!
-HECK YES, STEELER TOUCHDOWN!!!!
-i put my cartilidge piercing back in my ear after like 4 years of not wearing it. it's different, but i like it.
-global's new slogan is ' "get the full story" only on Global' .....@#$%^&*@&#^%$#
-BALL RECOVERY BY THE STEELERS!!! FIRST DOWN PITTSBURGH!!!!!! maybe.. we have to wait til after the commercial break to find out whether the challenge goes through or not.. intense.
-ok, back from commercial.. they reviewed the tapes and, crap, no fumble.
-its ok tho, steelers are still ahead. nothing to worry about.
-"sacky sack sack again!" (c/o Tariq)
-steelers rock my socks.
-the american commentator just said 'canada'. i giggled with glee.
-ooo black eyed peas in the backgroun during a time out.. im sure that really pleased the crowd....
-hahahahah the umpire just jumped in to the pile of men!! amazing.
-ooo the grammys are on weds..if i listened to mainstream music regularly, i would probably watch.... fuck, what am i saying, of course i listen to mainstream music.. i really try not to tho.. its just so goddamn addictive and catchy.
-fuck you, lou pearlman
-awwww jerome bettis is such a leader amongst his team!! soooooo cute!!!
-i can only imagine how annoying it must be for these players to have to play with a new football with every play, in order so that the NFL can sell the footballs that have been "used in the Superbowl".
-ben roethlisberger really really really needs to shave... serious.
-the commentators are hilarious. loves it
-2 MINUTE WARNING!
-one minute left!!!!! soooo close to a Steeler victory!!!!
-34 seconds!!!
-27 seconds!!!
-3 SECONDS!!!

-STEELERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!

post game
-WATCH THE LATEST SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS HERE
-i love the look of the Lombardi Trophy.. it so pretty.
-MVP - Hines Ward - won a HUGE black Cadillac Escalade.. holy shit.
-i love watching the players with their kids... sooo cute.
-Jerome Bettis (the Bus) is leaving the NFL!!! oh no! he's soo cute!
-ok well, it has been very nice commentating on this, the 40th Superbowl in Detroit, however, i am going to sign off now so i can get comfy for Grey's Anatomy!!!

HELL YES FOR FOOTBALL!!!!!!