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mit soph purple circles thread called "Freestyle Madness":

Howie:
I feel it is important that we, as the most gangsta community, drop it like it's hot. Here's the rules:

1) The last person to go leaves the topic (two unrelated things) of the next freestyle.

2) Bombs must be dropped.


First Topic: Neil Rimmer & Grocery Carts.

Hey yo, Neil awoke it was a Thursday, but so cold.

He went to eat, but the bread was more like mould,

So he picked up his chin,

Said lets begin,

and got his keys,

Sippin' mad syrup,

his gangstah mom was payin fees,

She left a grocery list, so long as if so biblical

Trekkin' through the aisles, his fatigue was unequivocal.

“I needs mofukkin basket, I needs mofukkin cart”

Bagboy said, "watch your language!"

Big Rimmz ripped him apart.

Because his life is gangsta, cappin bagboys, ending lives

Pushin mad flow in carts, but in sad movies he cries.

Rimmz is out on the street, servin justice, Righting wrongs

His day began so quiet, Buyin turkey for his moms.


Next Topic:

Evergreen Trees & Cowboy Boots.


Laura:
whoa. that shit is hype.
yo yo break it down


when i'm chillin wit mah boyz i jus wanna yell "YO"

when it's christmas time i just wanna scream "HO"

those evergreen trees over there are so fly

if i dont get one now, i might as well die

even tho tree dealers can be suspicious,

i'd like to say those things are crazy delicious

but the truth of the thang is that cowboy boots are better

cuz y'all can wear 'em in all kinds of weather

that's my rap, howie i know you will hate it

but that's aight yo, cuz only one of us can make it


(and that's me, wut.)

Next topic:
50 Cent vs. the Easter Bunny


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ohhh the randomousity.... <3